Two nuns were shopping in a food store
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to
be passing the beer and liquor section.
One asks the other if she would like a beer.
The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be
queasy about purchasing it.
The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack
and took it to the cashier.
The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, “This is for
washing our hair.”
The cashier without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and
put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer saying,
“Here, don’t forget the curlers.”
🤣🤣🤣
Machine and Bottle.
After the birth of their first child Tom and Sarah decided it was time
to write a will and get their affairs in order.
They went to a lawyer and outlined for him their ideas about how
their estate should be handled.
The lawyer then asked them questions about what medical means
should be employed should they become severely injured.
Tom spoke up, “I don’t want my life regulated by some machine. I
just can’t stand the idea of receiving my nourishment from a bottle.”
Sarah took Tom’s words to heart. When they got home, she cut the
TV cord and dumped out all of Tom’s beer.