An old, tired-looking dog wandered into a man’s yard.

The dog could tell he had a home and was well cared for from his collar and well-fed belly.The dog calmly approached the man, who patted him on the head.
The dog then followed the man into his house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner, and fell asleep.

An hour later, he went to the door, and the man let him out.The next day, the dog was back.He greeted the man in his yard, walked inside, and resumed his spot in the hall, again sleeping for about an hour.

This continued on and off for several weeks.

Curious one day, the man pinned a note to the dog’s collar, “I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful, sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”

The next day, the dog arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar, “He lives in a home with six children, two under the age of three; he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”

Two ladies are walking their dogs.

As they pass a department store, one lady says: “Let’s go in and do some shopping.”

Both were hindered by their four-legged friends until one of the ladies came up with a plan.

The one lady smiled and said she knew what to do and the other lady should follow her lead.

She put her glasses on and walked past the doorman who stopped her and said that dogs weren’t allowed in the shop

She turned and said: “I’m blind, this is my seeing dog.”

Confused, the doorman asked why she had a Doberman as a seeing dog; he knew that they usually breed like golden retrievers or labradors for the job.

The lady replied confidently to the doorman, saying that Dobermans are becoming increasingly popular as dogs because they are trustworthy and loyal.

The doorman lifted his shoulders and realized he couldn’t argue with the lady, so he let her through.

She turned around to show her friend a thumbs up, signaling that the trick had worked and it was her turn to walk past the doorman.

Her friend took a deep breath and put her glasses on before she made her way past the doorman with her dog on its lead.

He also stopped her, saying that dogs weren’t permitted in the shop.

She replied that she was blind and that her four-legged friend was her seeing dog.

The doorman looked at her with a confused expression on his face and asked her why she was using a Chihuahua as a seeing dog.

She gasped and said: “A Chihuahua?! They gave me a Chihuahua!”