When Husbands Get Too Clever…

When Husbands Get Too Clever…

One evening, a husband—feeling a little too confident for his own good—decided to tease his wife.
“Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,” he chuckled.
“Could take a few inches off your backside!”

Cue the awkward silence.

His wife, however, was not one to let such comments go unanswered.

The next morning, as the husband reached into his drawer for a fresh pair of underwear, a mysterious puff of powder burst into the air.

He coughed and blinked. “What the heck?!”

“APRIL!” he called out, holding the underwear at arm’s length. “Why is there talcum powder in my boxers?!”

From the bathroom, his wife called back sweetly:

“Oh, honey… that’s not talcum powder. It’s Miracle-Gro.”

Touché, queen.

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