Old Man In Bar Propositioned By A Young Woman

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar

Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her

After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.

Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:

“I’ll do anything you’d like

Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game

I want 100 dollars, and there’s another condition”.

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.

She replies, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman

He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 ten-dollar bills in her outstretched hand.

He then looks her square in the eye, and says slowly and clearly:

“Paint my house.”

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